Statistic: What Will Your Job Title Be in 2045?

You design peaceful forests that live in VR—complete with birdsong loops.

You archive legendary internet moments—yes, including the dancing llama.

You dress avatars who want to look cool at digital brunch.

You help emotional robots talk it out (without breaking the toaster).

You arrange people’s digital memories into playlists, folders, and time capsules.

You help people lower emissions and remember their reusable coffee cups.

You build apps that actually understand when we need a nap.

You troubleshoot people’s brain-to-internet glitches. Yes, that’s a real job now.