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Statistic: 💣 SHIT HAPPENS — What’s Your Coping Style?
Statistics
Total
Go Sleep with the Cat
Your cat won’t fix anything — but they also won’t ask stupid questions
29.87%
Spiral Into Quiet Sadness
Because suppressing everything until it eats you alive is a classic
13.83%
Celebrate
Because maybe this disaster is your cosmic promotion
10.95%
Start a Podcast About It
Welcome to episode 1: “Why I’m Crying Again (with special guest: Me)
10.51%
End It All
Because it's obviously the most efficient way to solve everything forever.No mess. No paperwork.
9.85%
Got Drunk to Forget Everything
Because what your brain doesn’t remember can’t hurt it
9.51%
Total Meltdown: Crying, Swearing, Drama
Because everybody deserves front-row seats to your drama
8.52%
Blame the Nearest Poor Soul
Because... why on earth would you take responsibility? Gaslighting is cheaper than therapy.
6.97%
End It All
Because it's obviously the most efficient way to solve everything forever.No mess. No paperwork.
Your choose
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