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Statistic: Which parenting mood best matches your late-night energy

Scrolling Historian

“Let’s Google that battle again”

41.67%

Snack Shadow

Eats in darkness like a raccoon

14.58%

Sleep-Next-to-Homework Dad

Didn’t mean to, but stayed

10.42%

Tomorrow’s List Writer

4 items, 3 snacks, no logic

8.33%

Shoe Organizer

Only at 11PM do you care about shoes

7.64%

Couch Philosopher

Thinks big, moves never

6.94%

Toy Repositioning Ninja

Avoids every creak

5.56%

Nightlight Adjuster

You dim things like a DJ

4.86%

Couch Philosopher

Thinks big, moves never

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