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Statistic: Which cynical stress ritual secretly helps you keep it together

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The “Oh Well” Whisper
Acceptance in two words
41.67%
Complaining as Breathing
Low effort, high payoff
16.67%
Scrolling Doomscroll
Somehow calming
13.89%
Passive-Aggressive Declutter
You sort in rage
11.11%
Micro-Eye-Roll Meditation
Blink. Judge. Continue.
8.33%
Rewatching That Show Again
Same jokes, same numb
5.56%
The “Mute All” Hour
One hour, no humans
2.78%
Hair Wash = Reset
Clean scalp, clean soul
0.00%
Scrolling Doomscroll
Somehow calming
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