Statistic: What dad joke would you tell

“What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.”

“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity — it’s impossible to put down.”

“How do you organize a space party? You planet.”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”

“Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”

“Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.”