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Statistic: What Sport Would You Turn into Satire

Marathon of Unanswered Emails

26.2 miles of passive inbox dread

29.44%

Olympic-Level Overthinking

Every move, doubted mid-air

14.17%

Deadpan Dodgeball

No dodging, just judging

13.89%

Synchronized Napping

Partners must yawn in unison

12.22%

Extreme People-Watching

Gold medal in mental commentary

11.94%

Competitive Eye-Rolling

The judge never wins

7.78%

Freestyle Complaint Lifting

Heavy sighs, dramatic flair

5.56%

Mood Tennis

Serve with sass, return with sarcasm

5.00%

Competitive Eye-Rolling

The judge never wins

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