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Statistic: The Most Absurd Literary Character for You
Statistics
Total
Philosophical pillow
Soft, slow, and full of questions
25.35%
Novel-writing platypus
Flat, weird, and surprisingly profound
21.88%
Revolutionary mouse
Tiny, loud, and dangerously idealistic
13.19%
Sad sausage
Melancholy, lonely, and oddly relatable
9.72%
Fake scientist with a cockroach degree
Confident, buggy, and fraudulent
9.03%
Fish-writing poet cat
Whiskered, dramatic, and obsessed with tuna
8.33%
Ghost of a boiled egg
Mysterious, soft, and smelly
7.64%
Talking lamp
Glowing, opinionated, and poetic
4.86%
Talking lamp
Glowing, opinionated, and poetic
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