Statistic: Your Life Motto in a Tweet

“If I can’t fix it, I’ll make fun of it.”

“Functioning disaster. But stylish.”

“Here for the snacks, not the drama.”

“Thriving on caffeine and bad decisions.”

“Still loading... please don’t expect too much.”

“Too tired to care, too smart to try.”

“Cynicism is my cardio.”

“Out of office, out of patience.”