Hey. It’s me — the guy behind all those quizzes with options like “Scarf of Passive Aggression” and “Marathon of Unread Emails.” We didn’t exchange names, but if you’ve laughed at something mildly ridiculous here, chances are we’ve already met. Kind of. Back then, I had to squeeze thoughts into eight joke answers and hope someone caught the subtext. Now I get to speak. In full sentences. With punctuation.

This new feature — articles — isn’t just an upgrade. It’s like giving a facial-expression-only person a megaphone. Except instead of yelling, I’m writing. Instead of slogans, I’ve got full-scale commentary. Irony needs room to stretch. Quizzes were a warm-up; this is the real performance.

Name’s David. I like fashion, sports, and memes — just not the way “normal” people do. I like them under a microscope, through a cracked mirror. Why do some folks wear sneakers like they’re storming a runway to buy oat milk? Why does fitness feel like a cult with cheat days? My quizzes were just stretching exercises. Now it’s time for some actual lifting.

I’m not here to fix anyone. I’m here to name the weird stuff for what it is. Style isn’t a brand. Fitness isn’t a step count. Humor isn’t just an escape — it’s survival. If you’ve ever looked at your own reflection and thought, “Why am I wearing socks that judge me?” — congrats, you’re one of us. Our only dress code is internal irony.

So if you’re into things like “Sarcasm as Warm-Up” or “Which Item in Your Closet Hates Humanity Most,” stay tuned. I’m not just a quiz author anymore. I’m a voice. Ready for conversation. Or a monologue, if you keep scrolling without commenting.